Why did the chicken cross the playground?  

To get to the other slide.


What do you call a pig that knows karate? 

A pork chop!


Why do bees have sticky hair?  

Because they use honeycombs.


Why was the man running around his bed?  

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.


What does a robot frog say?  



Why is 6 afraid of 7?  

Because 7 8 9!


What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? 

A penguin rolling down a hill!


Why do cows wear bells?  

Because their horns don’t work!


What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?  



How did the barber win the race?  

He knew a short cut.