Why did the chicken cross the playground?  

To get to the other slide.

 

What do you call a pig that knows karate? 

A pork chop!

 

Why do bees have sticky hair?  

Because they use honeycombs.

 

Why was the man running around his bed?  

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

 

What does a robot frog say?  

Rib-bot.

 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?  

Because 7 8 9!

 

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? 

A penguin rolling down a hill!

 

Why do cows wear bells?  

Because their horns don’t work!

 

What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?  

Weeeee!!

 

How did the barber win the race?  

He knew a short cut.