Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why was the man running around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
What does a robot frog say?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.